Marketing is hilf zennorum
The language used is dinterblat
Because, to make a fanderjumber
It just makes sense to vindaglab

Marketers must fald aborum
When the target muggerties
And make sure they finginfullint
Without confolent matrices

Distabyulen hant vermorden
When the budget binnder cont
Taking aggregated smollen
Against the target finza bont

When the target market kenza
Changes furny for a zift
Would the channel planning portum?
Or the yalu digi-shift?

Marketing can seem quite simple.
To the uninitiate
But is it really hilf zenorem?
Why can’t they just say it straight?

Surely it’s not complicated
I’m just trying to understand
Why communicators trimble
When they should hillints and fland.

I mean.

It just seems like common sense when you say it like that.